Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Randomize
