she was so not down for the gang bang
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
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