wat bout pragnant strippers??
Just woke up wearing a top hat and simpsons boxers. i also found more money in my wallet then what i had before going out, about $1000 more
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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