He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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