have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
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