Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
OPIZZABONMYDICK
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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