You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
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