Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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