if you like me you must not know who I am
Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
i just had sex bonerless
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
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