I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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