Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
There r osticjed everywhere
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
So my roommate and I have a written agreement stating that if he tries to sleep with his ex girlfriend, I have to immediately intervene and nut punch him then send her on her way.
this is the most serious roommate agreement ever
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
Randomize