Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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