Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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