i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
We've already decided our costumes for next Halloween. She's going as Cookie Monster and I'm going as Elmo. She's just going to ask for Oatmeal Cookie shots, and I'm asking for Red-Headed Slut shots.
Dude, its January.
We're going to do the voices too.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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