Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
Also, my phone autocorrects ENABLER to all caps. I think I drunk text the word too often.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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