somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
