I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
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