we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Shitshow foam night was such a success
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
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