White coat. Heels.
Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
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