In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
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