Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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