just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
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