Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
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