she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
You made out with two different species that night
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Randomize
