I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
what the fuck were we smoking when we had a conversation about how my brother would be so proud if i fucked an orange alien?!?
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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