Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
That works. I won't care. I'll be a mermaid. Mermaids don't give a fuck.
Especially drunk mermaids.
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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