The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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