the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
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