I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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