Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
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