ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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