This girl is more easily done than said...
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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