THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
I'm hiding in my office refusing to turn the light on holding puke down stealing and shoveling down the meeting snacks and regretting my poor life choices. goldfish crackers are like crack to me right now. how is your day?
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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