Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
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