so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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