My Higher Power is John Stamos
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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