ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
If I die, sorry about rent.
Randomize
