Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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