i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
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