OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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