It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
Thank you for not boning my boss.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
Randomize
