the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
Randomize
