on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
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