when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
Last time i carry you out of a forest
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
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