just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
Cover your peen. We're going out.
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