I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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