You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
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