How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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