If you die in college, do you die in real life?
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
But break dance skills will only take you so far
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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