you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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