Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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