I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
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