Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
home. puking in laundry basket.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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