If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
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